When a police officer found a kitten under a dumpster, he brought the little orange lump of fur home. Now the kitten is healthy, love, and protecting the mean sheets from toes.
The officer in question is known humorously on social media as “Donut Operator” and was already the owner of a darling black cat named Toothless. When he found the little orange Squirt under a dumpster, he took the kitten home and it was instantly mothered by his cat.
“When you think about it,” said ne very wise Youtube commenter, “cats are like tiny policemen, with mustaches all over their bodies.” Truer words — and yet more confusing — were never spoken. We ourselves picture Squirt with a tiny uniform of his own, protecting the milk truck from street rats.